A combination of two gay people that love each other one called Daniel and another called Marley Daniel is the weirdest guy that you will ever meet he has a peanut head he is complete trash at games and gets blamed for everything, his star crossed lover is Marley a irresponsible person already jailed for a month for molesting a little child. He is the gay of all gays like more gayer than your retarded relative who does not dress formally to a formal event like a full a Adidas tracksuit to a funeral !
"Who's that ! Snogging behind a tree !" screamed a little child . "Its Daniel Marley!" sighed everyone
Bro this dude the sexiest mf known to man. Beat his schlong all day in 6th p PE. We be fuckin around and he pull his shmeat out and start jerking like OHHHH MY GAWWD *vine boom vine boom* OHHH MY GAWWDD.
Person 1: Who tf is daniel deaver?
person 2: Only the sexiest cracker known to man my guy.
A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon
Run Daniel Birkett is chasing you he wants to touch you up
Loves a co op pizza, a retarded scoundrel and has a sexy mum, touches up anyone and anywhere, not afraid to shoot his shot apart from at Christmas Day when he got rejected. Goes with a ginger dart board and loves a game of footy with Tammy. Occasionally miss pronounces his r but he makes up for that with his dads can service. Famous for his brother Cwaig
Run Daniel Birkett the sex offender is coming hide your mothers
A big fat simplord that rages at Fifa and constantly leaves the bais for the bloody woman. Flip sake like Daniel stay on after 8 o clock like what are you a middle aged gypsie
He is a boy who loves hippos but is too scared to ask out because a mouse is dating it leith
Daniel Rickwood is a fat nonce
danny rez is the cutest, handsomest, squishiest lil hubby in the whole entire world
daniel rezaie- dandoesmc looking sexc today!