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a group, can be small in number (3-5), of humans who are self-absorbed. they are often seen in the same place doing douchey things, speaking of obscure colloquialisms, or sharing ideas on foreign films. also, they often have no regard for other people.
uuuugh, the douche squad strikes again!
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(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.
Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.
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When your name is Stevie or Shane.
Stevie: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Stevie: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
or
Shane: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Shane: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
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Typically someone born after 1990. A person that can name every American Idol winner, but doesn't know who the Vice President of the United States is. Someone who is overly obsessed with reality shows. This person also has an affinity for bands like Nickleback, Three Days Grace, or Good Charlotte. A person who thinks that people actually give a fuck about their tweets. Someone who "likes" everyones feeds on Facebook. Rather than playing the field, male douche bags usually have to have a girlfriend to feel complete. Male douche bags typically have to be nice to a girl in order to fuck her because they aren't capable of sealing the deal otherwise. Someone who gets their ass whooped in a fair fight and tries to sue. Michael Moore. People who get offended over stupid shit. People who don't speak their mind because they are afraid that someone else will get offended. Attorneys.
Person 1: So what are you gonna do tonight?
Douche Bag: I'm probably going to stay at home. Jersey Shore is coming on tonight.
Person 1: Wow...you're such a Douche Bag.
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A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.
"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"
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Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.
Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
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a hyperactive douchebag who makes perverted jokes and is basically a useless human being. people will write in the bathroom about this person.
"Dude, my mom is pissed at me for sneaking out."
(kid walks up)
"I was in your mom's poon last night."
"You are the biggest douche-queen I've ever met, b"
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