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Matthew Mutch

An absolute fucking jew.

Cody looks at Matthew Mutch and says, "What a fucking jew."

by Cody #18 February 2, 2016


matthew powers

actually super chill, like matthew powers is the funniest most awesome dude youll meet

matthew powers is awesome

by chuckleheadratio May 2, 2022


Aaron Matthew

Indian with a monstrous glizzy

Stay away from Aaron Matthew he has a monstrous glizzy

by Chsndjsj November 28, 2021


Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.

Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”

by MattyB_Superfan January 4, 2024


ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.

yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?

by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021


The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019


The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019