Random
Source Code
Random
a friend you know from the internet, an "electronic friend."
I love my e-friends who live in my computer!
25👍 9👎
what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.
ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!
27👍 10👎
A friend that lets you cum in her face.
I can't wait to see my facial friend, I have a big load waiting for her.
27👍 10👎
Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.
That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "
14👍 4👎
When someone only acts like your friend sometimes. When it is good for them.
Joe: why don't you hangout with them anymore
Becks: i've became there sometime friend
Joe: wow what asses
Becks: yeah i know
15👍 4👎
Basically any friend you have on yhe internet (it could be either a real friend of yours or someone you met on a different social media site).
One thing I know for sure is that I should at least be careful about the internet friends I make because there really are a lot of weirdos and douchebags online so you do have to be really careful of who you talk to on the web.
16👍 5👎
A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends
The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped a brutal line on me!
Friend: What was it
Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"
Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
14👍 4👎