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when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.
if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.
if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose
Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
After you nut so many times, the orgasm is dry
Me and that bitch Shanda went so many times I had a penis cough
He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.
Anthonys penis is huge that cazzi man
When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.
There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.
Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.
They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.