rusty plow

Having an anal threesome and fucking one chick in the ass, pull out with a shit dick and fuck the other girl in the ass

Those girls got the rusty plow last night

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rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

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rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

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Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

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Rusty Rifle

Clap infected penis whilst urination

Old wartime term for a man with an STD

Rusty Rifle representing a rusty infected penis peeing at all angles

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Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

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Rusty Bucket

An old thot, usually a male.

I wouldn't date sally because she is a rusty bucket

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