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To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina
My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes
A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.
Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.
He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.
An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
Uncle-daddy no, one or the other...
The name your child calls your brother that is having an affair with your wife/baby mother.
Uncle Daddy is way better than daddy. He takes us to the park and isn’t mean!
Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.
Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*