walk the turtle

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.

Hey bro... Wanna go walk the turtle?

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sassy walk

when you swing your hips and cross your arms when you walk.perfect way of demonstrating your current mood with a sassy finish.

jenna had a sassy walk

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Taking the dub and walking

When you proceed to clap someone’s cheeks in a video game and walking away after said clapping has been done

Nick: LETS GO I BEAT YOU 4 TIMES

Sam: Let’s play again different map

Nick: Naw bro I’m taking the dub and walking

The Cameroonian Crab Walk

When a Dark toned man from Cameroon gets into a crab like position, with his asshole wide and ready, then chases down small black children until they run out of breath and eventually get swallowed into his Chocolate Starfish.

"4 kids fell victim to the Cameroonian Crab walk so far"

advanced walk of shame

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.

Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.

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piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

ten-minute walk

A euphemism, used with one's parents, for 'going for a smoke'.

Ma: why does Jo keep going for these ten-minute walks?
Pa: why did I marry you?

-enter Jo, smelling strongly of tobacco-

Ma: *angst*