The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping
I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.
When your friend is banging a special girl. That's licking a window, and the oil from her nose is smearing on the window.
The other day while toby was banging out Tabitha, on the bus it was totally creating a "greasy window".
The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?
Me:I had Windows xp
Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
What is Windows XP?
A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
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Aug, 1, 2017
I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"