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a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
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A fart that's too greasy to be called wet.
I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.
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definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.
definition 2:
When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."
example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
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A fart originating from the depths of a peat bog. These ghastly smells repel good old men in a way that no one can fathom except people who know Lindup. The smells potency originates from a diet consisting mainly of peanut butter, energy bars and pineapple slices.
Oh! Thats horrible! Smells like a Lindup fart!
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A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.
Warning
Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.
Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''
Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...
5 hours later......
vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.
Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''
Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''
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A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad
Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.
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A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.
While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.
Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?
Scott: Nothing, I just farted
Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)
Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.
Kevin: Oh...ok
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