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A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.
so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women
my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid
The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.
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(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.
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When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
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Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
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My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.
Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???
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