ass-rocket drunk

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

Nose-bleedin' Drunk

Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.

Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

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Uncle Roger Drunk

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.

e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.

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Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

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eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

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my drunk kitchen

My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.

Did you see hannah hart make taccos on My Drunk kitchen ???

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