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dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.

Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020


Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks

I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby

by pepsi puppy December 13, 2020


When the air is dry

A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.

Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."

by Capuchin for Hire December 16, 2021


Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018


Wet Dry wall

A narcissistic partner in a relationship who takes care of a naïve person who doesn’t know better

He’s such a wet dry wall dating a girl who’s never been in a relationship

by Hzhsjshdudbdv February 10, 2022


dry tweaker

Someone in recovery who talks about drugs a lot, usually an early indication of relapse

Man, for someone who's been clean for 16 months, they sure talk about drugs a lot.
She's obviously a dry tweaker

by Becca Sunshine October 23, 2022


dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt December 12, 2015