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this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
A friend repeller
-Yo I bought a Roblox gift card!-
*goes away*
Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!
Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.
I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.
A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to
Hey, you get her number?
nah, she pulled a lesbian card
Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.