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Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.
“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”
Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.
She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.
When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
Slang way of (playfully or seriously) saying “if you keep it up you’re gonna make me upset”
I.E. Don’t test my limits
Don’t piss me off
Don’t add fuel to the fire
A friend is being rude about you having a good time and they keep trying to bring down your vibe by making you angry
“Don’t salt my jam and don’t pepper my jelly”
(Don’t burst my bubble and don't test me”)
“Quit peppering my jelly”
(You’re pissing me off)
Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary
When you're on your period and it drips on the floor
Wow her floor jelly looks yummy