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when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
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when the roll on the front of your neck looks like a hot dog you might be Cory Rowland.
Cory Rowland's hot dog neck smells better than a poop vagina!!!
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When you bring a girl home and think you’re going to get lucky but she passes out immediately so you take a dump on her neck
I brought a girl home but she passed out right away so I gave her a Korean neck tie.
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The excrement left behind, typically on bed sheets or other linens, after someone (generally male) masturbates in bed and does not thoroughly clean the sheets or textile substitutes used to contain the ejaculated semen.
Also commonly used to describe unfair or displeasing situations.
Ahh... That, my dear friend, is my Beat Neck Rough.
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Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
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When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.
You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !
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