Same as a Philadelphia Hat Trick When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.
A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones
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Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.
"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.
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An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.
My friends breasts have top hat niples.
The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.
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The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.
Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.
The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
1. A person who eats top hats
2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. βMate, can you stop eating top hats itβs kind of gross.β
2. βOhhh are you eating top hats again?β
When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night