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A bundle of programs that finally make windows secure. providing that you use it corectly. The fantstic firewall refuses to let any internet program install with your program without your permission. A very useful thing allowing you to surf the net withoutgetting to an annoying search page. It also come with a popup blocker which is pretty decent. It will make a sound and show a little tab when a pop up is blocked. On occasions It can be annoying as a file download or clicking a link is classed as a pop up. Fortunately sp2 allows you to temporarily allow the pop up from coming and allows you to turn the blocker off outright. It also allows you to turn the automatic updates off.
I gots me service pack 2 and now I can search the internet without fear.
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My mate Ralph found one of his girl friend's Vampire Snack Packs under his bed.
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Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time
Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.
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When the section of skin below the stomach but above the genitals. Referred to as the groin area. Has excessive build up of fat. So that when the person wears pants the look like they have a massive bulge in their pants. Similar to a camel toe, but far more obvious and odd looking. Both women and men can have a "Fanny Pack"
"Hey that man is wearing a fanny pack!"
"Yeah, it's covering his natural Fanny Pack."
"Oh my gosh these pants give me a Fanny Pack!"
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A fanny pack is 1st 4 da british 'n' 4 da american 2.
Ya'll have 2 shit dunlops if ya're don't stop touchin' my fanny pack.
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Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
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