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You are in love with Josh Agnello
When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”
A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.
average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
Nickname for the fans of Audrey Mika.
“Do you watch Audrey Mika?”
“Yeah I’m a paper clip.”
“Paper clips are the best”
when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper
The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.
You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....
papering...
A child born from an affair with the mailman
Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy