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A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.
Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.
They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.
I love her and her awesome pocket.
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You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.
Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
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A derogatory term used to insult another person. Especially when said person is being stingy, cheap, or trying to rip someone off.
That pocket wrencher never paid me back for the other night
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You're such a pocket wrencher
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n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public
Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.
A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.
One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:
"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"
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Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.
My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.
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Someone who is not a true racist, and has no real racist intent, but constantly indulges in racist jokes or ideals.
"Hey man why does Kaden say the n word so much, is he a racist?"
"No he's not really racist, it's not like he wants to lynch anyone, he just says it for kicks. He's a pocket racist."
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