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When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.
(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...
A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death
me: "Where's Jojo?"
tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"
A dealer who sells poop for money.
"Yooo my poop plug sellin' diarrhea today for 10$ a gram!!"
The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.
Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.
The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.
(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)
Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.
Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”
Jimmy: “So was I.”