BoomRoom

A sex room where really loud bass music is blasted

Let's go to the BoomRoom bitches

Ballrush

The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.

"I had a ballrush when I held my cum, and then I lost my boner"

easylife

An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.

Contrast them with Busybodies.

Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”

Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”

Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”

Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”

Obey The Walrus

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus

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Mainstream Media

A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.

Never trust them.

CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”

FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”

Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”

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youtube pooping

The fine art of watching youtube videos whilst partaking in a massive bowel evacuation.

(Watching YouTube while taking a big shit)

Affectionately named after a memetic form of video popular among Millennials and early Generation Z-ers.

Brian: “I was youtube pooping for about an hour last night.”

Jimmy: “So was I.”

friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"