put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember

"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

put all season in one picture

Put in check

To put someone in their place.

"Some people just need to be put in check."

putting up a bun

To fight someone

"For the homecoming game the cheerleaders we're putting up a bun."

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.