The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.
The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands
How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?
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A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.
"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"
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When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.
Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.
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The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.
I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.
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The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.
"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."
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to rape someone in the asshole. sexual act is a combination of rusty trombone and ben roethlisberger, who is famous for raping women
The suspect forced himself on the girl when she was in the bathroom, and proceeded to give her a rusty roethlisberger, according to police reports.
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A similar act to the rusty trombone. Itβs when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.
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