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A burger that comes with sautéed leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take A Leek Burger, you should try it!"
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When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most
Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.
"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."
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When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
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When a group of young Urban professionals "and the town council raises taxes systematicly .This is done by putting millions into the school system , then building McMansions everywhere. Property taxes double almost immediately . All the Old timers and lower median income people must sell out .
P1 The Mayor just built himself a McMansion and layed off half the cops
P2 sounds like a Yuppie take over , next they'll tare down the movie theatre and build a book store
P1 is there a law against puching someone with glasses
P2 ofcourse, it's a second degree offense !
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When one endures sexual pain to satisfy their partner.
His size was big but there she was riding him and 'taking it like a trooper.'
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1: Break up your relationtionship with another.
2: Ditch your date.
Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.
Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!
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The best emo band ever known that put on an awsome show ever time they play which is totally kick ass. Also can make a concert good even if the other bands are as bad as Simple Plan or Hole or some other shitty band
Wow Taking Back Sundays new album hasn't even come out yet, and I already love it!
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