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Cookie Monster

This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.

Sarris is a cookie monster

by cookiemonstar March 30, 2006

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meat cookie

a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round

"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."

"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"

18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically

by SmG6 March 1, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie porn

when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.

Person 1: Let's make cookies.
Person 2: Instant ninja porn? WHERE?
Person 1: Cookie porn? What?

by Ceet Back July 25, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer cookies

When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull

"
Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
"
"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "

by KevinG September 15, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 21, 2010

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cookie dougher

a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth

He is a cookie dougher

by Andrew Rubio August 10, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass cookie

When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there

Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds

by Anonymous527 October 7, 2013

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