This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.
Sarris is a cookie monster
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a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round
"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."
"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"
18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically
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when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.
Person 1: Let's make cookies.
Person 2: Instant ninja porn? WHERE?
Person 1: Cookie porn? What?
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When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull
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Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
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"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "
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The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
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a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth
He is a cookie dougher
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When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there
Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds
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