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To secretly watch Netflix at work.
So glad my computer faces a window so that I can Netflix and Work.
A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.
Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.
Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!
When something is so wild so outta pocket it couldn’t be named anything else and for you to say that crazy ass shit and make it work is some crazy work
The fact that he said he wanna bomb her house to her face is some crazy work
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You say something is, "crazy work" when you have to go out of your way for it. AKA, bending over backwards for something or someone. AKA, doing the most.
Crazy work that I gotta go to your job to see you!!
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Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.