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The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers
Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?
Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny
When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.
Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”
somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute
-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️
win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.
Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"