I EAT

See AYEET

AYEET? More like I EAT, amirite?

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i pod

an mp3 play from apple which is a rip off compared to all the other competition. it boasts a lower battery life and less quality of sound. it is also now becoming a symbol of the chav culture (epec the new mini ipod)
the mp4/aac formats it uses alienate it from any other digital music players around!

hey! look at my ipod doesnt it look nice, and fashionable, shame after a year the batteries bust, the screens frozen and i cant use it!

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i do what i can

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell

Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can

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i did i t again

when billie eilish broke her own record on instagram to reach 1,000,000 in under six minutes.

Billie Eilish: *breaks record*
Billie Eilish on her story: “i did i t again”

i like it

Its what you say when someone is beating the shit out of you. Basically in laymens terms...its a sort of self-reverse psychology. Its extreamly effective when pain is unbarable. For example, say someone bust's a cap in your shin. Painful? Not if you convince your self its not. Ive personally had incidents when life and death is a vigourious battle were the curcumstance is subcluded through a violent test of self witted onslaught"mind over matter" is upholded persay. Though trained in the arts of "I LIKE IT!" i still struggled but, however managed to overcome the hardship and survive the epidemic that beholded me. So for a more pysically fit being to give up in the persentable surcumstance from which i provayled, happend to submit to the indulgences of defeat when i did not. I say Peeshaw to this blasphomey and suggest all beings practice this, "i like it" stratigey if you will, and overcome any obstacle forfronted in the persons life. So hence forth, it is my oblagation to allow you to indulge in such tasks so you may live a long and "i like it" type life.

bully:Fuck you busta (inflics vigourous pain on to my body)
me: I like it!
*pain is overcome*

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I do it!

A phrase you say when someone isn't doing it right.

Fundo: "You stupid! You're not doing it right. I do it!"
Dyslexic Dortmund: "Who you callin' an idiot?"

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i rule

what i say everyday of the week

I rule hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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