March 2

The day the hottest girl on earth was born, mary katherine stewart. She’s the sexiest & it’s national mary day because she deserves a day for herself.

Oh you were born on March 2 , that’s national mary day!

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2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

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Saw 2

The sequel to Saw. A really shitty movie mainly because Jigsaw doesn't really give anyone a chance. Its a painful watch, but the information is important to the rest of the series.

Dude, how the hell were all those people supposed to escape the house in Saw 2? That blonde bitch died before she even got to her trap and the Mexican cheated. So many plot holes in this movie.

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Starcraft 2

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.

Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"

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Halo 2

a game that is so fuckin bad that it hipnotizes people like me into thinking its great and thats why it the best game ever created. itseven better than melted cheese on a hero with bacon, chicken cutlet, tomato and mayo.

ooooo ooooo oooo ooo oooo oo oooooooooo. thats the halo song that sounds like a man is getting head from pam anderson.

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Halo 2

uh.. this was alright but not as fun as the first, the ending had a vomitlike viscosity that sort of leaked out of my television.. multiplayer was pretty good tho...

Wanna go play Halo 2?
not really...

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battlefield 2

In the beginning there was Battlefield 1942, which was an innovation in game design and gameplay, then there was Vietnam, which didn't change much but had variation between teams, in terms of firepower and vehicles. Sadly, then there was Battlefield 2 which is, a game that defies logic. Set at least 30 to 40 years after the last game, Vietnam, most infantry-based weapons have somehow devolved to do less damage, have higher recoil, and worse yet, have about as much accuracy as drunk man pissing off a skyscraper, with the intention of urinating on the moon. Almost as bad, is the fact that the weapons for the different armies all do the exact same thing, ie; same accuracy, rate-of-fire, amount of damage so that you feel more like and your foe are fighting with same weapon, except with a different skin, with only a few exceptions (sniper rifle and autoshotgun for the Middle East army). Similarly, the armies themselves (Islam fundamentalists, American Warmongeres and the Human Rights denier, the Chinese)are damn-near identical in appearance, and visual distinction between the three is usually dependent on placing the cross hair on every person on screen to see what colour their Profile-name is. Aircraft are somewhat harder to control, what with helicopter controls being inverted to the last game, there are no more ammo dumps and health depos, making players depend on support members instead of being self-suficient. This forces people to play as either the medic or support, which is the shits because their weapons are inaccurate and do little damage... just like the rest in the game. There is a noticeable lack of bots in multiplayer, which is a huge handicap in lan games where you could spend half an hour running around gigantic maps and never see anyone. Fans of the older BF games tend to avoid this and it's even worse follow-up: Battlefield 2142.

Random ea fanboy: "Want to play Battlefield 2?"
Me:"No"

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