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Brandon

A person who often AFK's for long periods of time. To shower, to eat. He ain't comin' back.

Man, you're acting like a real BRANDON right now.

by ARealChadFoSho March 31, 2020


Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 20, 2024


Brandon

Brandon is sexy

Brandon is sexy boi

by Secsygirl October 14, 2020


Brandon

Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.

Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.

by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021


Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.

Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)

by hassle hospital November 7, 2021


Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022


Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 31, 2022