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A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.
Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.
You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.
No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.
Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
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A burger that comes with peppers!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pepper Don't Preach Burger, it comes with peppers!"
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Citizen of the USofA. A septic.
I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.
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Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
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A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"
Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.
Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.
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A burger that comes with a deviled egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"
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A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.
My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.
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