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A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.
Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!
Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo
*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
When you ejaculate in her mouth so much she has to unhinge her jaw.
"Dude I just gave Alyssa a Canadian Gator."
The act of giving your ol’ lady a creampie & performing fellatio on her. Afterwards you spit your own nut back in her mouth.
Me and the woman got freaky last night! We had a few drinks and I Canadian Demon’d her!
The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.
Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”