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A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.
1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?
When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
Spread the lips of a vagina, douse the vagina with Frank Reds Hot and Aunt Jemima's sweet syrup and go to town.
Steve: "Hey bro, guess what I did last night!"
Kyle: "What?"
Steve: "I Canadian hotflapped a girl haha, was a blast"
Kyle: "what the fuck..."
When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."
Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex
When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.
This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.