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Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016


Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023


Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008


Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021


Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Someone who kinda exists March 9, 2022


Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013


Captain Ioway

Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.

Look! It's Captain Ioway to the rescue!

by statefair December 27, 2011