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Scunt

Referring to someone, usually a female, that is a Stupid Cunt; Combination of the two words emphasizes their meanings

Gurl 1: I cant stand Michelle, she is a stupid cunt!
Gurl 2: No shes worse, she a SCUNT!
Gurl 1: Agreed, what a Scunt

by ScreenDoor-Junkie March 22, 2022


Captain Jackass

Phrase. Identifying. A individual who always gives "advice" or graces others with there "superior intellect" in a loud annoying way that is common sense(or should be) or has already been stated but now they will say it again in a different tone as if it was never heard or said (short term memory recall), this advice or information is usually given after something has been decided/discussed making the individual feel as though they solved everything and/or nothing would have been decided/done/gained hadnt they "spoken up" these individuals must always have the last word even days later and just a sound; Captain Jackass is not a nick name, this phrase is only use in the type of situation/moment it refers. Traditionally once the individual starts "the thing of it is" speech they are allowed to finish, making this phrase more appropriate as "stupid" doesnt know when to stop once they are pleased with themselves (or youve had enough)give them eye contact and firmly state "THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!!" Adding a "WELL" in front of the phrase to interrupt is optional; Hopefully there is room for reinforcing/retraining the simple minded brain that the knowledge they DO have is basic at best n adults are talking now, If not you have just learn a wonderful new phrase thats perfect when used properly every time!

1: Did you know if you stand in the road you could get hit by a car?.....Yah i know

2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...

1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!

1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you

3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....

by ScreenDoor-Junkie July 6, 2022


sexnanigans

Whilst being involved in a sexual act one decides to make things a bit more interesting and add some "sexnanigans" into the mix; the act or performance of shananigans but during a sexual act; lightening the mood during a sexual activity

Girl 1: It was ok until Gary started his sexnanigans, yah it was funny but come on Gary!
Girl 2: Oh come on it couldnt be that bad.
Girl 1: HE DREW A SMILEY FACE ON THE TIP!

Girl 2: HAHAHAHA SEXNANIGANS! ARE HILARIOUS!!!
Girl 1: .........

by ScreenDoor-Junkie September 7, 2021


Werkend

Being scheduled to work on a "weekend" (Saturday and Sunday) thus prolonging the work week - unfortunately your "week" has not come to an "end" but continued with the gruesome task of being at work; In most cases you can confirm it is the Werkend by the lack of management or employees that have suckassitis

Chelsea: It's our weekend to work already?
Sam: Unfortunately it is our Werkend.
Chelsea: Stewart never has a Werkend....
Sam: Thats because Stewart has Suckassitis
Chelsea: Well Id much rather have a Werkend then Suckassitis.
Sam: Me too....Me too...

by ScreenDoor-Junkie November 13, 2021