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A time where you can drink and will never get judged. Oh almost forgot.... and when Jesus was born.
dude 1: hey are you coming to my christmas party
dude 2: ya man only for the drinks though
Obviously they best holiday don’t get me wrong i love halloween but christmas is just SO FUCKING GREAT the vibe of December always slays.
1 .omg, Christmas is fun
2. Christmas always has they best vibe
A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.
Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!
A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.
the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”