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A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.
To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.
This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."
Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
christmas but its actually raining instead of snow
this year is a wet christmas unfortunately
the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell
"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"