Upper Canada College

An all-boys prep school located in Toronto, and widely considered the leading independent school in Canada - it is even said to rival top American prep schools like GDA, Exeter, and Andover.

While UCC is considered a great academic school, it is also known for its athletics. Hockey is by far the most prominent sport, getting all the athletics money, while other teams, who are equally successful, seem to be neglected. Hockey players, who are entirely scholarship students, enjoy pastimes of naked wrestling, drinking each other's urine, and bringing the grade point average down by at least a full point.

Hockey Player 1: Dude we just lost again
Hockey Player 2: Ya but it was close only 12-1
Hockey Player 3: Dude my butt is huge
Hockey Player 4: Let's go pee on eachother!

Upper Canada College Hockey is overrated!

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Trinity College Dublin

The best college in all of Ireland. It is home to the Book of Kells and an international student community.

The object of much ridicule from those not bright enough to be accepted.

DCU student: "Oh, you go to Trinity College Dublin?"
Trinity student: "Yes.."
DCU student: "Ahahaha. Your a dickhead!!" (walks away cackling with laughter)
Trinity student: (Sigh of disbelief and a smirk of "ha, we will see who's laughing when I get a respectable job...")

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Randolph-Macon College

Randolph-Macon College “The country club of higher education” is located in the small hamlet of Ashland, VA. This selective undergraduate institution is known for its personal one on one interaction with professors and the slogan “Your way right away”. This however is only the surface. Randy-Mac is all of the above but more. We rock the prep style. Ladies in Lilly and pearls, and men in POLO. We wear boat shoes and duckies like they are going out of style. Pastels rule and we aren’t afraid to pop our collar. Our Greek system rivals most large state universities, we just pay more. Some might call it paying for friends, but we think we are just better then you. Greek life is the social scene on campus. When 50% of your campus is affiliated, if you are not one, you better be friends with one. Sunday brunch is the most attended meal, that’s only if you can get up before 2pm. Everyone here was Mr. and Mrs. popular in high school, so of course, the rumor mill is as strong as ever. Thus, the reason for Sunday brunch. If you want your shit kept a secret, go to your public state university. Most students hail from the suburbs of Mid-Atlantic cities, and the occasional international student, who is most likely trafficking the drug scene on campus. People might say that our campus is full over overdressed, snobby, WASPS, and that but drink and party. We feel as though, we worked hard in high school, and it’s a four year party. Because it’s not like we actually have to get jobs after graduation. We can just call one of daddies’ golf buddies for a cushy mid-level corporate job. So why not live it up. If you think that’s bad, well then we don’t feel sorry for you. When some one says “28 days later” you don’t think of the movie. Most students associate this with the final day of J-Term/Play-Term by referring to the full month of alcoholism. To prove it, just look ask the librarian. She will tell you that the library closes 3 hours early in this term because of the lack of attendance. Spring semester is the time of year to let loose, party up, and generally have a good time. Its exactly like fall semester, but now outside on the lawns, fields, and the river banks. Sports are widely attended when held outside, because we can be completely intoxicated and get a tan at the same time. If you like this and this is what you want to become, then please, by all means, apply! But if you’re ugly, you might want to ask for plastic surgery for graduation.

Any student in attendance.

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orange coast college

place god made for himself to live...its a community college with the hottest bimbos in socal where literally everywhere you turn theirs a hot blonde with fake tits in orange county and the gayest wana be bad boys...Girls are way too hot and playboy models are often reruited here and are also very slutty

douche 1: hey brah lets go to sdsu to get at all the hot bitches
douche @: Nah brah im going to orange coast college to get my dick sucked by future playboy girls

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Five College Challenge

A contest undertaken among students of the Five Colleges in Western Massachusetts: UMass Amherst, Mt. Holyoke, Hampshire, Smith, and Amherst College. The objective is to become a Five College Champion. To do so, participants must get with another student from each of the Five Colleges under Easy, Medium, or Hard rules. Participants who complete the Five College Challenge on Hard difficulty may assume the title of Five College Master.

Easy: Any serious form of making out with at least one other student from each college or university.

Medium: See heavy petting. No sex necessary.

Hard: Sex with one student from each of the Five Colleges, no exceptions. For inexperienced pairs of Moho’s and Smithies the line between heavy petting and sex should be agreed upon beforehand.

Moho: Hey! You wanna take the five college challenge with me?

Amherst Guy: Haha sure but it wouldn’t be fair, I’ve already got one from Amherst on Hard

Moho: Oh don’t worry I just have Smith to go

Amherst Guy: Holy fuck

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Nevada State College

Disreguard that NSC royalty bull.

It's a fairly new college that is only seeing as many applicants as it is because the economy sucks and they cant pay for UNLV or UNR and got rejected by CSN!

Well im to poor to go to a university and csn rejected me cuz im a procrastinator. Oh darn i guess i'll try out Nevada State College.

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Birmingham Southern College

Birmingham-Southern College is the wealthiest private liberal arts college in the Southeast. Much like Rhodes and Sewanee, B-SC has a tradition of affluent students, and has always been a very prestigious private university. Since 1856, the college has been a huge contributor to the world of southern academia. Recently, 'Southern has tried to diversify its public image, accepting many more international students and minorities. However, over 85% of the student population are still Southern-born Caucasians.

Despite various controversies within the state of Alabama over the stereotypes that Birmingham-Southern students get, they're not all without merit, because many of them are true. B-SC students are typically from Old South families, and have grown up accustomed to receiving the finer things in life. However, they are also known for their extremely hard work ethic.

Birmingham Southern College has many affluent students, but that doesn't mean all the things you hear about the school are true. All of the students aren't self-obsessed and stuck up.

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