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just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.
“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
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thinking about the dating stage of a relationship.
est. dan airey july 12th 2010
The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
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Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.
The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.
Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-
Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.
Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.
An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
You plus two dates subtract the 4th wheel.
So Brooke, Sarah went on a double date (the cool kind).