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When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction
This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead
beer with whiskey and red bull
bro, let’s have some irish diesel, it will wake you up
Fancy a pint?
Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel
The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.
Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."
Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."
I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.
The socially acceptable version of a speedball
(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.