where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
ye i irish flashbanged that bitch
When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!
Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.
When you’ve gotten into a tiff with someone and you meet up to hang out and don’t mention the fight
Man, can we Irish hello it. I don’t want to talk about it
Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.
Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.
Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard
3 or more guys lined up in dick in ass.
Me and the buds did the Irish kebab last week
Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Arguably the best pub in Mount Isa Queensland, this classic pub is home to the quietest people with the shortest fuses, a pub with the most pokies in town, 2 massive decks, free pool tables, a big screen for the footy, the cheapest grog and a club area that opens Saturday nights hosted by Project 4825 where all the moles shake their holes and end up pregnant by 1am
We going to The Irish Club tonight or what?
Fuck yeah cuz