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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.

by Alex Engel July 11, 2013


Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018


Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.

This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson

by Noway_Neophobic May 8, 2019


sadie johnson

the girl that everyone sees but doesn’t really notice how amazing she is until you have actually gotten to know her. The type of girl you miss when you go from seeing her everyday to once in awhile. The person that will dance all crazy with you who will listen to your problems who will make fun of you when you fall on your face and who will do the splints for no reason just because. she’s crazy beautiful but also just plain simple crazy

sadie johnson will not stop talking about the office does she listen to any other kind of music other than glee

by josh stole my fish glasses October 4, 2019


Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me

I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her

by Akta September 10, 2021