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Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.
You nipple-head, get away from my plant!
The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.
Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
the hair that borders your nipples.
this happens to those who do not have large quantities of chest hair, nipple halos.
An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.
When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.
His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...
She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...