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He just has a massive cooock. Like big and slimy, girls go down ut like a fure pole. Needs at least 15 girls to guve a desant hand job. Do not give head, will impale her.
Anthonys penis is huge that cazzi man
When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.
There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.
Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.
Male reproductive organ capable of producing superhuman offspring when introduced into Platinum female organ.
They conceived Superman due to his Platinum penis and her Platinum vagina.
A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.
That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.
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A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.
She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.