A langer, a complete fucking tool. An internet warrior. Insecure, petty and jealous.
He's a right tickity boo.
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This phrase is descriptive of the 4 disticnt levels of courtship used by females to describe her involvement with a man.
1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex
2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her.
3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her.
4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon.
A month ago he was hittin it all the time, then he started buyin her shit, and he got less action as time went on, and nows hes her slave. He is officially her baby-boo-man-bitch.
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This is when a guy has his balls out and they are smashed between someone's(Usually a girl) ankles. Each testicle is hit from the side by one ankle and then smashed together.
I had my balls out the other day so my girlfriend could play with them, and then she bo knockers boo didleyed me so hard that i cried.
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U-Do-U-Boo Day is National Holiday that is one self chosen designated week day that falls in between the timeframes of Monday - Sunday). On U-Do-U-Boo Day, you are only allowed to cater to Me Myself & I, partake in the most selfish, self-absorbed, self-righteous, egotistical, god/goddess activities know to man on this day.
*Important note U-Do-U-Boo Day national holiday* You will still need to continue to love everyone who is special in your life but on U-Do-U-Boo Day it is mandatory that you need to love yourself more than anyone else in the UNIVERSE, that is unmeasurable, & unconditional Lโค๏ธVE to yourself!
On U-Do-U-Boo Day no one else matters more than you on U-Do-U-Boo Day!
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1. What you say to someone who threatens to check you or put you in your place. Originated from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" when Sheree had an argument with a professional party planner who called her momma a bitch. Saying this to someone out of line will usually SHUT THEM UP.
Party Planner: "You need to WATCH yourself before you get CHECKED!"
Sheree: "Who gon' check me, boo?"
Party planner: "eh-um.... -- er....."
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When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.
Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!
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1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.
1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"
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