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To take it up the ass in a major way.
DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
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Finger Balls is the false sense of courage one develops when texting that doesn`t exist in a normal verbal conversation.
Did you see his text? He wouldn't say that to my face, he has some mad FINGER BALLS.Finger, balls, guts, courage, bravery,
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An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.
Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.
Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.
Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?
Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.
Ted: Serious?!
Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...
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noun: a douchebag troll on the internet
Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.
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When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th
Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe
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The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina
What did you do with Mary last night?
I gave her a finger buffet!
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Much like the term "Hit It and Quit it," but not to the extent of having sex, but around the extent of just fingering. You commit the act, and then leave the woman to "linger" or stay, where they belong... most likely away from you.
I hooked up with that girl at the party, but I just decided to Finger It and Linger It.
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