And Then I Killed a House DJ

This is a phrase used to follow a string of items and distract from the list's content, usually to lessen the impact.

Today I went to the bank, got a bite to eat, crashed my car, and then I killed a house DJ.

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Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend

Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend is a crunkcore/scene band that consists of members Jon Jumper on vocals and production, Scarlet Skyie on vocals, and Josh Perczuk on screams. The band was formed in late 2015 with Jon Jumper being the original/only member until Scarlet Skyie and Josh Perczuk joined in April of 2016. The band originally went by the name "Murder At the Dance Club" throughout 2014-2015 until Jon changed the name to "Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend" due to a few incidents involving the police. The members have also been involved in side-projects such as a joke band Jon and Scarlet formed with Kai Cyru$ and R. Tragedy by the name of "Rawr XD" and have done a bit of solo work as well.

Did you listen to that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend song? They sound a bit like Blood On the Dance Floor, Millionaires, brokeNCYDE, and Dot Dot Curve.

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Survive and kill the killers with me

Survive and kill the killers with me is slang for lets have gay sex until one of them men dies of starvation.

Hey man, want to Survive and kill the killers with me?

Soon, but I am your brother!

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The flame that killed John Wayne

Especially potent marijuana. So potent in fact that its sedative-hypnotic effects were implicated in the death of movie star John Wayne

"Excuse me sir, but you appear to be so high that you must have smoked "the flame that killed John Wayne". If you did some cocaine in addition to that, you would be bloasted.

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i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

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One shot one kill

The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.

Surrounded by an angry mob, AC decided to save ammo by using one shot one kill tactics.

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How to kill yourself

hey...please don't search this up...life can be bad but i will always be there for you, i will never give up on you, i love you so much, your life is the most precious thing in the entire universe, you are amazing in every way,

I'm here, i care for you, no matter what, no matter who you are, i will love you forever

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I will always be right by your side
you're never alone
Please dont google How to kill yourself
you're so special to me

i love you <3

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