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Jimmy is a lvl 10 bard who has sung many songs and won many battles.
He also has Crutches
"There once was a Maiden from stone berry hallow! She didnt talk much but boy could she swallow.
I had a nice time she said at once... The maiden from stone berry who was also your mom..."
"Jimmy from South Park was hilarious!"
"You mean the Level 10 Bard!"
"We are never gonna get girlfriends are we..."
"Nope."
Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.
Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.
When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere
"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"
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The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!
A school in a literal cornfield, home to the Raiders.
Historically a strongly conservative school, with a many students coming from blue collar family’s.
Now however, there are some wack-ass liberals that get offended if you call them “her” instead of “2002 Ford F-150 xlt 2 2wd”
Dad: “Hey, wanna go to South Range High School?”
Answer: “I’m going to beat the fuck out of you.”
This is the third day this week someone's taken my parking spot at South range high school