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When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
1) Someone belligerently intoxicated causing excessive vomiting.
2) Forcing one’s self to vomit.
3) Vomiting.
Some chick disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!
A belligerently intoxicated person vomiting in a toilet.
A person who forces themselves to vomit.
Vomiting or vomiting in a toilet.
Some bitch just disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!
When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.
I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking
A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.
Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave
Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter
Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product
Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos
Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?
A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.
On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.
A toilet that has been jizzed in after ejaculation.
"Hey bro, left you a pot of souls!"