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A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.
The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!
A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.
“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory”
Business or actions conducted in a generally loathsome, disagreeable, unfortunate, or otherwise unsavory manner.
Yn1: “aye bro, you really take ole girl tennis bracelet after dicking her down?”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
An all American, “Blue Colar” man thinking if you want anything in this world you got to work for it.
If you want to earn anything in this world you got to “Work for It”~Dmaxryno
When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit
Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today
When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.
John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."